idk what to put here but you should probably know i’m obnoxiousTumblr (3.0; @grossprophet)http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mytoecold.tumblr.com/post/50937450254/a-guy-i-dont-know-very-well-handed-me-his" target="_blank">mytoecold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. </p> <p>I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”</p> <p>I wrote this:</p> <p><strong>Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.</strong></p> <p><strong>Love, </strong></p> <p><strong>Drew </strong></p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50953352643http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50953352643Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0117a695d7cb3d2fb00f721bf1e75d7/tumblr_mlutjxvzUz1raay8eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <pre><span>Brandywine Falls (by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brosha/343608428/in/set-682295" target="_blank">davebrosha</a><span>)</span></pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817930610http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817930610Sun, 19 May 2013 08:35:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1683ab6a3c22ed5ada47a6dd10bacbd7/tumblr_mhms2gQ4Vm1s32n64o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9115ac22bcaaf8d8f0250cf53a8cd7c3/tumblr_mhms2gQ4Vm1s32n64o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817902229http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817902229Sun, 19 May 2013 08:34:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vier7cjf1rq2h67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817829891http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817829891Sun, 19 May 2013 08:33:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66e272fe9ffa760a926e56be4abb88e5/tumblr_mmthcqPFx21qf0u3po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lazyhoar.tumblr.com/post/50469018477/the-only-sport-i-play" target="_blank">lazyhoar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The only sport I play</p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817822413http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817822413Sun, 19 May 2013 08:32:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfdfb499ff1abdbb4dda41125b5eeaed/tumblr_mjxvcdL28c1rm2tnwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817802958http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50817802958Sun, 19 May 2013 08:32:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c65qeBYD1r8h2j3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>“I hope she’ll be a fool-that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool…”</p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50696123020http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50696123020Fri, 17 May 2013 21:10:43 -0500“Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount.”<br/><br/> - <em>Haruki Murakami (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casabloncas.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">casabloncas</a>)</em>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695974760http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695974760Fri, 17 May 2013 21:08:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ccba18d6f8b504d96b463c14560ada2/tumblr_mhlp2npYcr1qlnobdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695912181http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695912181Fri, 17 May 2013 21:07:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/163520d73095f9d086a55cce7f68fbe2/tumblr_mjzcliuQgw1qdsn9to2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695838805http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50695838805Fri, 17 May 2013 21:06:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02184e33915a4ac9f244023c9a81d884/tumblr_mmvex3OUfe1rrqlmro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553881828http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553881828Wed, 15 May 2013 22:48:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61e0fa9b2e9ecc506966b778b41d6a96/tumblr_mghf1gkUuv1qjimp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toxxiczombie.tumblr.com/post/40281750882" target="_blank">toxxiczombie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Story So Far</p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553872291http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553872291Wed, 15 May 2013 22:48:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/993c5437de392e07ca19355ba02a30b1/tumblr_mmuusyly0c1qczk3po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lnternetporn.tumblr.com/post/50513861570/what-ur-average-tragedy-looks-like-after-100-years" target="_blank">lnternetporn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years</p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553788830http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50553788830Wed, 15 May 2013 22:47:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3172f50fa3e5082ecdedfcbc7991845/tumblr_mmuteo0MVS1qa4m1yo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7267aaf6a39adfe2023c5e4b4872752/tumblr_mmuteo0MVS1qa4m1yo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50550384814http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50550384814Wed, 15 May 2013 21:59:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84da595b066b7ebacf0f142a3c61cd02/tumblr_mmvb7cETFW1qzkvvio1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50549299186http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50549299186Wed, 15 May 2013 21:46:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bbea90ed8c359dd90ae069b002b23ce/tumblr_mm050fNXJ21ri78ymo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50549215096http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50549215096Wed, 15 May 2013 21:45:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8eeab68c446578920c185f9c40cd934d/tumblr_mlrklgb3Pu1r9rnryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50548756376http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50548756376Wed, 15 May 2013 21:39:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af5e490fff0b53c6e87f60781245e1b8/tumblr_mm3pbujUKd1ramqz6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538452032http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538452032Wed, 15 May 2013 19:34:54 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexhaver.tumblr.com/post/50344140891/boredlord-what-do-teens-like-is-it-memes" target="_blank">sexhaver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boredlord.tumblr.com/post/50343664385/what-do-teens-like-is-it-memes-memes-about" target="_blank">boredlord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?</p> </blockquote> <p>this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors</p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538267517http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538267517Wed, 15 May 2013 19:32:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a10d970fd77a92749b2901400a3f7ce/tumblr_mfod1qnfRm1rfb7c8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://26cigarettes.tumblr.com/post/49830897133" target="_blank">26cigarettes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intuire.tumblr.com/post/38934596364" target="_blank"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538148649http://grossprophet.tumblr.com/post/50538148649Wed, 15 May 2013 19:30:58 -0500